I honestly cannot remember the last time I read an entire book in one day. And I don’t mean a little artsy book like The Address Book. I mean like a full-sized book. And, of course, I mean before finishing Bossypants, Tina Fey’s brilliantly funny memoir, just a few minutes ago. I can remember that, and certainly will for a long time to come.
Bossypantsisn’t your ordinary memoir. It’s…
So as many people know by now, Deadpool’s world has changed forever. Why’s that? Well, as of issue #27, the Merc with a Mouth, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, everyone’s favorite assassin tied the knot with Shiklah, Queen of the Underworld.
Yeah, you heard me. Wade Wilson, schizophrenic murderer extraordinaire, is married. For realsies.
Who could this woman possibly be, to marry… that?Well,…
Long-time followers of this blog might know that I sometimes read some obscure or odd books. Books like Ray Garton’s Scissors, Scarlett Thomas’ The End of Mr. Y and Our Tragic Universe, at least one of which I thought I reviewed on here, but I don’t seem to have done so. Spoiler: They’re both worth reading. Someday I’ll get around to re-reading them and reviewing them.
Anyway, I came across a…
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner